THE STUDENT'S PSALM
 
The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not flunk;
 
He keepeth me from lying down when I should be studying.
 
He leadeth me beside the water cooler for a study break;
 
He restores my faith in study guides.
 
He leads me to better study habits for my grades' sake.
 
Yea, tho' I walk through the valley of borderline grades,
 
I will not have a nervous breakdown; for Thou art with me;
 
My prayers and my friends, they comfort me.
 
Thou givest me the answers in moments of blankness;
 
Thou anointest my head with understanding,
 
My test paper runneth over with questions I recognize.
 
Surely passing grades and flying colors
 
shall follow me all the days of examinations; 
 
And I shall not have to dwell in this university forever!
 
Amen!