The Devil
                      |
        |---Cain------|---------------------Indo-Europeans
        |             |                                |
      Arabs         Biblical Giants-------Hittites-----|
        |             |                      |         |
        |  Babylonian Mystery Religion       |         |
        |  |   |      |          |           |         |
        |  |   |      |          |           |       Pagans
        |  |---|---Merovingians  |--------Hindus       |
        |  |   |      |       |  |           |         |
        |  The Protocols of the Elders of Zion         |
 |------|  |   |      |       |  |           |         |
 |      |  |   |      |       |  |    The Yellow Peril |
 |      | The Illuminatti--|  |  |           |         |
 |      |  |   |      |    |--|--|-Santa Claus-------Elves
 |--|---|-The Ismailians---|  |  |           |         |
 |  |      |   |      |       |  |           |         |
 |  |      |---|-Rosicrucians-|--|---------Elvis    Satanism
 |  |      |   |      |       |  |    |----| |         |
 | Shriners|   |---Catholics  |  |    |      |         |
 |  |      |   |      |      Easter   |    Space      The
 |  |---Masons |   Cathars   Bunny    |    Aliens-----Pope
 |      |      |      |       |  |    |      |         |
 |      |----Templars---------|  |    |    Rock        |
 |      |     ||   |  |         The   |-----and     Proctor
 |    Mormons ||   Carbonari   Media     |-Roll       and
 |      |     ||      |          |       |   |      Gambel Inc.
 |      |     ||   Protestants   |       |   |         |
 |      |     ||      |          |       |  Evolutionists------Science
 |      | |---The Hell-Fire Club |       |   |         |           |
 |      | |    |      |       Theosophy---Free Love--Golden Dawn   |
 |  YWCA/YMCA  |    Country      |           |           |        Mad
 |      |      |     Music      EST        Hippies     Smurfs  Scientists
Turks   |      |      |          |           |           |         |
 |      ||--The World Bank    Foreigners     |       Scientology   | 
 |      ||     |      |          |        Harvey         |     |   |
 |  The UN-----Communists      Facists     Krishnas      |     | Computer
 |      |      |      |          |           |           |     |  Nerds
 |  The Military/Industrial    GM/Ford      TM   |-----Thelema |   |
 |      |   Complex   |          |           |   |       |     |   |
 |      |      |      |   Crown of England  UFOs |       |     |   |
 | Eastern Liberal Establishment |           |   | Your Great-Aunt Tillie
 |      |      |      |      Republicans     |   |       |     |   |
 |      | Janet Reno  |          |         Internet      |     |   |
 |      |      |      |     Rush Limbaugh    |   |       |     |   |
 | The Medical Establishment     |      Science Fiction--|-----|--Cthulhu
 |      |      |      |         EEC          |   |       |         |
 | The Pyschiatric Establishment |           |   |   Women's Lib   |
 |      |      |      |          |           Gurus       |         |
 |     Homosexuals    |       Nazi Pagans    |   |  |--Atheists----|
 |      |      |   Identity----| |--------New Agers-|    |         |
 |----NAACP    |   Movement      |        |  |  |   |-Abortionists |
Black   |      |             Bar coding   |  |  |        |  Computer Porn
Muslims |   California           |        |  |  Neo-   Criminals---|
       NEA---Liberals---Ecologists--Yuppies  |  Pagans   |
        |      |                 |           |  |    |   |
      Moonies  |--Animal Rights--|----------Wicca-----Renaissance
        |      |                 |                      Faires
     New World Order     Anybody not in your sect
           |                     |
           |----------THE BEAST 666 ARMAGEDDON 
                      (When your sect goes to Heaven,
                      and all the rest of them go to Hell)