(To the tune of 'Scotland the Brave')


 Bring me some whiskey, mother
 I'm feeling frisky, mother
 I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!

CHORUS: Baaa baa baa baaa etc
	England is horny, but Scotland's depraved!

 I need a lover, mother
 No, not my brother, mother
 I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!
 
 Gerbils don't make it, mother
 They just can't take it, mother
 I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!

 Owls, bats and other critters
 Just tend to give me jitters
 I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!
 
 Sheep never talk about it
 They never ever doubt it
 Always so placid, affectionate and nice!

 Give me that lanolin.
 Better than flannel-in.
 I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night!