What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist and a Druid?
 --Someone who worships the tree that is not there.

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist and a Druid mathematician?
 --Someone who worships the square roots of the tree that is not there.


What's the definition of "SAINT":
 --A dead liberal who is worshipped by living conservatives.


Why did the Zen Buddhist get reincarnated as a Pizza Supreme?
 --He wanted to be one with everything.