A LESSON IN POLITICAL SCIENCE

SOCIALISM - You have two cows.  The government takes one to give to
someone else.

COMMUNISM - You have two cows.  The government takes both and gives you
the milk.

FASCISM - You have two cows.  The government takes both and sells you
the milk.

NAZISM - You have two cows.  The government takes both and shoots you.

BUREAUCRACY - You have two cows.  The government takes both, shoots one
and pours the milk down the drain.

CAPITALISM - You have two cows.  You sell one and buy a bull.

ANARCHY - steal neighbour's bull, shoot the government.