On Carnegie Mellon's unix machines, the following was the message of the day:

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Sun Apr  1 05:19:40 2001

Due to AFS server hardware problems, all data has been moved offline to a
single large data server; All file access is now via Napster. To avoid
problems accessing your files, please do not use names which resemble
copyrighted song names. We apologize for any inconvenience.
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Sun Apr  1 05:20:05 2001

Effective immediately, some services have been outsourced to America
Online. Henceforth the unix servers will be known as "You've got telnet",
and cluster unix hosts will be known as "You've got mwm". To help us
serve you better, please use the new names when referring to these
services.
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