It's back to school season in many places.  B5 also is gearing up for
a new school year.  From the Registrar's Office in Za'Ha'Dum Hall
(motto, "we are a necessary institutional evil"), we bring you:

BABYLON 5 CONTINUING EDUCATION COURSES

Instructor      Course

Morden          Networking -- How to win with friends and influence
                people.  "The great thing about stepping on people
                on the way up is you get a chance to rough 'em up
                again on the way down.  What do you want from your
                education?"

Franklin        Behavioral Pharmacology -- Covers both physiological
                and psychological aspects of dependence and addiction.
                Stimulating lectures with labs give the student a
                hands-on appreciation of the issues.  Field trips to
                Medlab and Down Below.

Kosh            Philosophy -- Course description: "Efficient."
                First lesson plan: "Confusion in the light."
                Previous students claim he is more understandable
                late in the term, but the outside examiner is
                very demanding.  No field trips; you will always
                be here.  TA: Sheridan.

Elric           Advanced Stagecraft -- If all the world's a stage,
                you'd better be able to do the special effects
                anywhere.  Can be very useful in discouraging
                airlock-to-airlock salesbeings and other supplicants.

Vir             History -- "Those that can remember the past can
                sometimes turn it to their advantage."  You'll
                learn lessons that will be remembered for generations.

G'Kar           Flute making -- Give the gift of music to those
                you love.  Students must procure own raw material
                for flutes.  Tools will be provided.  TA: Ta'Lon.

                Religious Writings --  Examines style and content
                of major writings from various religious traditions.
                No thumping of the texts will be tolerated.  Students
                will be given time to try their own hand at religious
                writing.

Garibaldi       Making Your Relationship Last -- Don't become one of
                two ships that spin past each other in space.  Find
                that special someone and learn to say "forever."
                Field trips to local night spots and florist shops.
                TA: Ivanova.

                Artificial Intelligence -- Learn about the joys of
                silicon implants.  The final will be a Turing test.
                TA: Sparky.

Sheridan        Creative Accounting --  "Don't let the bean counters
                grind you down."  Learn to blend rule-following with
		rule-bending to taste.  Filter in perks, skim, and
                milk the number.  TA: Ivanova.

Ivanova         Marketing for Small Businesses -- Special emphasis
                is placed on small businesses targeting the tourist.
                Learn to charge what the market will bear.

                Demolition -- BOOM!  Sooner or later, BOOM! TA: Kosh.
                ("Your grade ends in fire.")

Draal           Ergonomics -- With the rapidly changing pace of
                technology in modern society, design of the man-
                machine interface becomes increasingly critical.
TA: Zathras.  ("Bad report.  Bad for Zathras, bad
                for you, bad for everybody.  Time for makeup is
                infinite.")

Londo           Pest Management -- "Why is the B5 Cable Channel
                showing continuous reruns of _Joe's Apartment?_"
                Get them before they get you.  Enrollment limited
                to students with fewer than eight legs.

                Applied Probability -- Learn to make statistics
                work for you.  Students will make their own
                book.  All field trips at night.

Bester          Sensation and Perception -- Learn to be more attuned
                to the world around you.  Permission of instructor
                required ("If you didn't sense 'Yes,' then the answer
                is 'No.'").

Zathras         Number Theory -- Zathras is the one to help you
                understand numbers.  Find out how one can equal
                three.  Zathras calls this *new* new math.  Hmm.
                Zathras not supposed to mention "one" or "the one"
                in course description.  Forget you read that.

Delenn          Cosmology -- What's it all about?  Start examinging
                questions of origin in a structured environment.  If 
                you have the time, we have the space for you.

Lennier         Ethics -- Learn when to say when.  When should the
                present be served at the expense of the future, and
                vice versa?  Remember, a stain on the transcript is
                not easily removed.  Honors section only.