Visigothic:            Meina guth, Ikgastaldan aqizi-wunds meina haubida
Swedish:               Ah, Herregud! Jag har en yxa i huvudet!
Dutch:                 O, mijn God! Er zit een bijl in mijn hoofd.
Latin:                 Deus Meus! Securis in capite meo est.
German:                Oh mein Gott! Ich habe eine Axt im Kopf!
Japanese:              ahh, kamisama! watashi no atama ni ono ga arimasu.
Norwegian:             Herre Gud! Jeg har en aks i hodet!
Spanish:               Dios mio!  Hay una hacha en mi cabeza!
Hungarian:             Jaj Istenem, de fejsze van a fejemben!!
Middle Egyptian:       in Amun! iw minb m tp-i!
Greek:                 hristo mou!  eho ena maheri sto kefali mou!
Tagalog:               Ay Dios ko! May palakol sa ulo ko!
Danish:                Oh min gud! Der er en oekse i mit hoved.
Afrikaans:             O God!  Daar's 'n byl in my kop!
Polish:                O Moj Boze! Mam siekiere w glowie!
Maori:                 Ave Te Ariki! He toki ki roto taku mahuna!
Italian:               Dio mio!  C'e' un' ascia nella mia testa!
Portuguese:            Meu Deus! Tenho um machado na cabeca!
Klingon:               ghay'cha'! nachwIjDaq betleH tu'lu'!
Bengali:               Oh Allah! Amar mathar upor bash poreche.
Finnish:               Voi Luoja! Paassani on kirves!
Icelandic:             Gud minn godur!  Thad er o:xi i ho:fdinu a mer.
Ancient Greek:         O Theos mou! Echo ten labrida en te mou kephale!
Babylonian:            iliya pashu ina reshiya bashu
Assyrian:              iliya pashum ina reshimi bashu
Welsh:                 A nuw!  Mae bywell yn fy mhen i!
Alsatian:              Lever Gott! Es esch a Axe en miner Kopf!
Swahili:               Siyo! (Huko) Shoka yangu kichwanil!
Slovenian:             Moj Bog! Sekiro imam v glavi.
Irish:                 Mo Dhia!  Ta' tua sa mo cheann.
Esperanto:             Mia Dio!  Hakilo estas en mia kapo!
Marathi:               Aray Devaa!  Majhyaa dokyaat kurhaad aahay.
Hindi:                 Hay Bhagwaan!  Mere sar mein kulhaadi hain.
Russian:               Bozhe moi!  Eto topor v moyei golove!
Hebrew:                Eloi!  Yesh'li ca-sheel ba-rosh sheh-li!
Malayalam:             Entey Deiwame, entey thalayil oru kodali undei.
Latvian:               Ak Dievs! Man ir cirvis galva!
Bosnian:               Boze moj! sjekira mi je u glavi.
French:                Mon dieu! Il y a une hache dans ma tete.
English:               Oh my god! There's an axe in my head.