CHR ISTMAS TIME IS PAGAN!
Tune: Gloria in Excelsius Deo

Christmas time is here again,
Decorations everywhere.
Christmas carols ringing out,
Gentle pagans, we don't care.

Chorus:
Glorious!
Christmas time is pagan!
Glorious !
Christmas time is pagan!

Modern folks all celebrate
What they learned in Sunday School.
In December, they don't know
They are celebrating Yule!

Chorus

Let them have their Christmas trees,
Decked in red and green a nd blue.
We rejoice at every one!
Christmas trees are pagan, too.

Chorus

Bowls of bubbly Christmas cheer,
Fill your cup and quench your thirst.
They think the tradition's theirs.
Wassail bowls were pagan, f irst.

Choru s

Every door and window bears
Wreaths of holly, wreaths of pine.
Circles represent the Sun.
Every wreath is yours and mine.

Chorus

Christmas lights on Christmas trees,
Candle flames burn higher and highe r,
Let us chee r along, my friends,
As they light their Yuletide fire.

Chorus

There's a possibility
That this song is yours and mine
'Cause the tune was known to all
Back in A.D. one-two-nine.

Chorus

Back to the Book of Shadows.
Over to the rest of the silliness page.